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“Spicy Water” Premium Tee

$22.00
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For those who like their drinks strong and their comebacks stronger — meet the “Spicy Water – Premium Tee.” Straight outta the Petty Squad distillery, this 120-proof statement piece serves high-octane attitude with a vintage twist. Whether you’re sippin’, spillin’, or just serving looks, this Bella+Canvas tee is here to help you stay petty and stay iconic.

Printed on a premium-quality tee that’s softer than your ex’s apologies and tougher than your tolerance.

  • Bella+Canvas fit – ultra-soft, unisex style

  • Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and designed to last

  • Distressed label-style graphic for that old-school liquor charm

  • Warning: May cause spicy behavior and intense side-eye

Perfect for brunches, bar nights, or that one friend who brings the fire wherever they go. Because hydration is optional, but pettiness? That’s essential.

Designed by RoninGT

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.