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Loss-prevention veteran turned storyteller. Retail war stories, Karen encounters, and the art of being petty for sport. 1.1M on TikTok and counting.

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1.1MTikTok followers
10K+Twitch followers
2021Going since
1Novel published
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Benjaman “RoninGT” Harre in his Stay Petty hat
Est. 2021 // Petty King
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The man behind the stories

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Storyteller

Story-time from years in loss prevention and retail: the thieves, the managers, and the Karens.

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Comedian

Skits, stitches and bits built on one rule: never let it go.

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Streamer

Live on Twitch and Kick. Chatting, PUBG, and general chaos with the Squad.

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Author

Long-form stories, published here first. Some free, some for the Squad.

書 // Out now · The novel

This Life and the NextThe Road To Alice

The outbreak starts as a news ticker. Within days, Evansville, Indiana is a hunting ground, and Brian Mason's fourteen-year-old daughter is seven hundred miles away in South Carolina.

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Story time

All stories

The receipts, written down. Some free. Some locked for the Petty Squad.

Sample Story: The Receipt Check
Sample Series: Tales From Loss Prevention · Pt 1 Oct 30, 2026

Sample Story: The Receipt Check

A free sample story. Open it to see the reading layout.

1 min readRead
Subscriber+
Sample Story: The Vault
Sample Series: Tales From Loss Prevention · Pt 3 Nov 1, 2026

Sample Story: The Vault

Locked to Subscriber tier and up.

1 min readRead
Petty Squad
Sample Story: Members Only
Sample Series: Tales From Loss Prevention · Pt 2 Oct 31, 2026

Sample Story: Members Only

Locked to any Petty Squad member, including the free tier.

1 min readRead
Morning live canceled
Dec 4, 2025

Morning live canceled

1 min readRead
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The Armory

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Official RoninGT gear. Printed on demand, shipped worldwide, petty by design.

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War calendar

Full schedule

Streams and shows in your local time.

Wed 11 Nov
Live Stream

Story Time Live

Twitch + Kick
Fri 13 Nov
Live Stream

Friday Night Petty

Twitch + Kick
Sat 14 Nov
Live Stream

Saturday Siege

Twitch + Kick
Mon 16 Nov
Live Stream

Monday Mayhem

Twitch + Kick
Wed 18 Nov
Live Stream

Story Time Live

Twitch + Kick
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Members-only stories, behind-the-scenes, Discord perks and first dibs on drops. Cancel any time.

Tier 1

Starter

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Get in the door. Free.

  • Free forever
  • Member-only story previews
  • Squad role in Discord
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Tier 2

Member

$1.00/ month

A dollar. A whole dollar. Respect.

  • Everything in Starter
  • Members-only stories
  • Member chat access
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MOST PETTY Tier 3

Subscriber

$5.00/ month

The sweet spot. Full vault access.

  • Everything in Member
  • The full story vault
  • Behind-the-scenes drops
  • Priority in giveaways
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Tier 4

Sponsor

$10.00/ month

Top of the food chain.

  • Everything in Subscriber
  • 15% off all merch
  • Name in the credits
  • First look at everything
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集 // 06 · The Discord

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The Discord is where the Petty Squad hangs out between streams. Story drops, stream alerts, and a whole lot of people who also refuse to let things go.

  • Stream alerts the second I go live
  • First look at new stories and drops
  • Petty Squad roles for members
  • A safe place to vent about your own Karens
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