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If I Had a Dollar, Bella+Canvas Classic Comfort Tee

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"If I Had a Dollar for Every Time I Cared, I’d Be Broke" Bella+Canvas Classic Comfort Tee – Designed by RoninGT

For those whose give-a-damn is officially bankrupt, this tee is for you. The "If I Had a Dollar for Every Time I Cared, I’d Be Broke" Bella+Canvas Classic Comfort Tee, designed by RoninGT, is a whole mood wrapped in premium fabric. Featuring bold typography with signature Petty Squad branding, this shirt is the ultimate way to let the world know you’ve got zero investment in the drama.

Made with Bella+Canvas' ultra-soft, breathable fabric, this tee delivers maximum comfort and minimum concern, perfect for daily wear, passive-aggressive moments, or just making sure nobody expects emotional labor from you.

🔥 Features:
Premium Bella+Canvas fabric – ridiculously soft, lightweight, and built to last
Straight-to-the-point sarcasm – because sometimes the truth hurts (but not for you)
Petty Squad branding – because being petty is a lifestyle
Designed by RoninGT – making sure your wardrobe stays as savage as you are
Perfect for introverts, realists, and those who just don’t care anymore

Stay unbothered. Stay broke (in cares, not cash). Stay petty. 💸🔥

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.