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"Hydrate" Premium Tee

$22.00
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Water? Never heard of her. Introducing the ,"Hydrate Premioum Tee" featuring your favorite hydration stations: whiskey, rum, tequila, vodka, and more. Because sometimes staying “hydrated” means topping off your glass, not your water bottle. Designed for the brunch warriors, the weekend heroes, and anyone who thinks electrolytes are best found in tequila.

Printed on a premium Bella+Canvas tee that’s soft enough to pass out in and durable enough to survive questionable decisions.

  • Premium unisex fit – soft and breathable

  • Pre-shrunk for consistent sizing

  • Side-seamed for structure and style

  • The perfect conversation starter (or ender)

  • Best worn with a drink in hand 🍻

Warning: May cause spontaneous toasts, karaoke attempts, and questionable dance moves. Hydration never looked so irresponsible.

Designed by RoninGT

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.